1. People always tell me...Actually they ask me, "Are those your real eyes? They're beautiful" I feel like saying, "Nope, bought 'em yesterday. But thank you!"
2. In the movie based on my life...It would probably get "Two thumbs down". I try to lead a quiet, drama free life.
3. Typically, I end up regretting...getting sh*t faced. The last time this happened I threw up until 4PM THE. NEXT. DAY. Reeeeeee-diculous!!!
4. I always ask to leave off the...Drama. See #2. #SaveTheDramaForYourMama
5. Kim and Kanye really...remind me of a train wreck. I just can't NOT watch. Remember #12 from {here}. Pretty sure they qualify as both.
6. My Parents always reminded me...to wear clean underwear.
7. Every single day I...have to put reminders on my calendar or I WILL FORGET. ThankYouADD
8. This one time in College...I have nothing wild and crazy here. I actually attempted to get an education. I know, I'm boring. Moving right along :)
9. My grossest habit is...putting my gum on the side of my plate while I eat.
10. My latest white lie was..."On my way!" Actually happening: Still getting ready.
11. I know all the words to...Baby Got Back. And can rap it like a mofo :)
12. When I grow up...I want to be nothing but happy. Everything else falls into place after that!
13. Sexy time is...every day--if left up to Matt :)
14. I will never, ever...be dependent on a man, or anyone for that matter. EVER!
15. I think it's hilarious...when I bust someone's balls who thinks they are on a totally different level than everyone else. You put your britches on the same way I did this morning. Get over yourself. {So maybe that's mean, not hilarious. Ha! Oh well!!}
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